TOP 10 MUSICS RIGHT NOW
1. Theory in Practice The Armageddon Theories !!!
2. Sceptic Pathetic Being
3. Electric Light Orchestra Time
4. Triumvirat Illusions on a Double Dimple
5. Impious The Killer !!!
6. Astrud Gilberto Look to the Rainbow
7. Centinex Prophecies of Cosmic Chaos !!!!
8. Fennesz Endless Summer
9. Army of Lovers The Gods Of Earth And Heaven
10. Necrophagist Onset Of Putrefaction
TOP 10 WHATS IN STYLE
1. bombz
2. smoke circles
3. ice sculpturez
4. blood/vomit/dead
5. dripping
6. dying
7. holding it in
8. funsavers
9. clogging my toilet
10. white/gay
TOP 10 GUITAR SOLO
1. Yngwie Malmsteen Far Beyond the Sun
2. Children of Bodom Mask of Sanity
3. Sonata Arctica San Sebastian
4. The Crown Total Satan
5. Death Flesh and the Power It Holds
6. Darkane Inauspicious Coming
7. Sceptic Ancestor of All Powers
8. Cacophony Sword of the Warrior
9. Arch Enemy Burning Angel
10. Blind Guardian Nightfall
TOP 10 STRAIGHTS
1. Jared - hot Converge tattoo, looks jewish, knows what "bears" are
2. Tyler - touches me more than the average fag, comes to all my shows YAY
3. Mikey Jewzz - his dad is gay (and has a boyfriend)
4. Taylor (At All Cost) - he wears gym shorts when he plays DUHZZZZZZ
5. Trey (At All Cost) - refuses to admit to doing strenuous pec workouts
6. Yngwie Malmsteen - just look at this
7. Richard Pryor - he gets more pussy than me
8. Mishka - I saw his nuts once by accident
9. Johnny, Mike, & Eli - raised me good, almost too good
10. Shaq - he sucks at free throws but i bet his hoo hoo is like 10 feet long
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